For the last two days my morning coffee has been a mugful of “Organic Mexican Blend” procured from the local deli, and for the last two days I've been so jittery I thought I was going to bounce out of my chair.
On the plus side, my productivity is way up.
On the downside, I seem to emit a constant humming sound and occasionally appear blurry when viewed at a distance.
Anyone know if “Organic Mexican Blend” is actually deli-slang for imported, south-of-the-border narcotics?


